Annoying Things Skinny People Do

I hate it when skinny people get breast and/or butt implants. T&A is all we have over you skinny bitches!!! Please don’t take that from us.

-Muffin Top

Dangerous Dessert Convo in Public Areas

Annoying Things Skinny People Do #1:

Talk about how fat they are/are going to be/always have been while eating cake.

- ArmFat

Well said, Love Handles

I agree - work is an endless battlefield of trying not eat your emotions: cookies for stress, ice cream for the sugar rush or in the case of today - enough catered Panera for 3 seperate regular meals in one “working lunch.”

Also - good to know it’s take your kid to work day because I thought I saw a toddler roaming around here earlier . . .

- ArmFat

Bring Fattening Food to Work Day

So, today is bring your child to work day at our lovely little .com and along with a bunch of screaming annoyingly aged kids, there is also a plethora of crap to eat around the office. I seem to not have the self control to avoid these cookies and half muffins. Why do we order a hundred of these things when the screaming 6th grader eats half a cookie and proclaims, “I’m full.” Lucky, lucky 6th grader.

~Love Handles

Subtle Cover-Up

Just wear whatever kind of swimsuit you want but use this cover up option while on the beach. They have a lot of different color options.

~Love Handles

Victoria's Secret: Slutty Tankinis

I mean - I don’t know why they are wearing these - with abs like that - just go naked!




* important - will your boobs mash together nicely like hers?

What the hell is the point here?

- ArmFat

This makes me happy

~ Muffin Top

Maybe Someday

Tankini

I’m thinking of getting one for the summer, but I’m afraid I’ll look like my mom. Thoughts? Has anyone actually seen a sexy tankini?

-Muffin Top

YUM!

yesterday i ate 3 “snack size” bags of cheetos . . . . . BEFORE LUNCH

- ArmFat

About the Skinny Girls Who Think They Are Fat

Welcome to our blog! We are three, by socialnorms, skinny, normal girls. But wtf HOLLYWOOD, why do you have to be so much hotter than us? Because really, your airbrushed abs on our Self magazines cover aren’t helping out the battle we have in our heads when deciding whether or not to have half a grapefruit for breakfast or a delicious bagel. So, lucky you blog world, we’re going to write about the mind battles of skinny girls who think they’re fat.

xoxo,

Love Handles and Arm Fat

MMMM . . . lentils

This is what I want to eat:

This is what I ate:

Except mine was in a tupperware container and had mushrooms instead of celery. It was actually delicious. No Heath Bar Milkshake, but pretty good.

- ArmFat